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<modified>2006-08-05T05:51:46Z</modified>
<tagline>comedy hoo-haa from the gents @ mic in hand</tagline>
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<entry>
<title>Chad Vader</title>
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<modified>2006-08-05T05:51:46Z</modified>
<issued>2006-08-05T05:48:38Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.76</id>
<created>2006-08-05T05:48:38Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Ever wonder where Darh Vader&apos;s brother works? He&apos;s the day shift manager at supermarket near you.... Episode 1 Episode 2...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder where Darh Vader's brother works? He's the day shift manager at supermarket near you....<br />
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<b>Episode 1<br><br />
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Episode 2<br><br />
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<entry>
<title>10 things i hate about commandments</title>
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<modified>2006-05-22T05:21:15Z</modified>
<issued>2006-05-22T05:20:28Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.70</id>
<created>2006-05-22T05:20:28Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Live Action Simpsons Remix</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/03/live_action_sim.html" />
<modified>2006-03-11T03:31:43Z</modified>
<issued>2006-03-11T03:18:52Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.66</id>
<created>2006-03-11T03:18:52Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Check out this live action remix of the simpsons opening credits...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Check out this live action remix of the simpsons opening credits</p>

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<entry>
<title>Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Vid</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/03/natalie_portman.html" />
<modified>2006-03-06T00:51:09Z</modified>
<issued>2006-03-06T00:47:24Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.65</id>
<created>2006-03-06T00:47:24Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">From the same SNL crew that gave us the Chronic-les of Narnia comes a rap video of Natalie Portman telling us how it is....</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>From the same SNL crew that gave us the Chronic-les of Narnia comes a rap video of Natalie Portman telling us how it is.</p>

<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQ7bJQGlfJY"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQ7bJQGlfJY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Suck My Teats Pussy Cat</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/02/suck_my_teats_p.html" />
<modified>2006-02-24T07:21:10Z</modified>
<issued>2006-02-24T07:17:56Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.64</id>
<created>2006-02-24T07:17:56Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">A clip from a Japanese TV show where a roving reporter asks women to let a cat suckle on their breasts. The cat, then... um... suckles. I&apos;m not sure if this is safe for work or not, but it&apos;s the weirdest thing that I&apos;ve seen all week. Enjoy....</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>A clip from a Japanese TV show where a roving reporter asks women to let a cat suckle on their breasts. The cat, then... um... suckles.</p>

<p>I'm not sure if this is safe for work or not, but it's the weirdest thing that I've seen all week.</p>

<p>Enjoy.</p>

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<entry>
<title>Best of Bootie 2005</title>
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<modified>2006-02-21T05:11:04Z</modified>
<issued>2006-02-21T05:03:38Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.63</id>
<created>2006-02-21T05:03:38Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Check out the Best of Bootie 2005 for an free compilation of the best party mash-ups from 2005. Available as torrent or zip file. Track Listing 1. Party Ben – Paid For My Doorbell (Eric B. &amp; Rakim vs. White Stripes) 2. Torero – Hot Rich Girls Dropped In A Grange (Gwen Stefani vs. Snoop Dogg vs. ZZ Top) 3. The Lovemakers – Shake That 50 Cent (50 Cent vs. The Lovemakers) 4. Jay-R – S.L.H. (Sri Lanka High)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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Check out the <a href="http://www.bootiesf.com/bestofbootie_2005/" target="_blank">Best of Bootie 2005</a> for an free compilation of the best party mash-ups from 2005. Available as torrent or zip file.
<br><br>
<strong>Track Listing</strong><br>
1. Party Ben – Paid For My Doorbell (Eric B. & Rakim vs. White Stripes)

<p>2. Torero – Hot Rich Girls Dropped In A Grange (Gwen Stefani vs. Snoop Dogg vs. ZZ Top)</p>

<p>3. The Lovemakers – Shake That 50 Cent (50 Cent vs. The Lovemakers)</p>

<p>4. Jay-R – S.L.H. (Sri Lanka High) (M.I.A. vs. The Ramones)</p>

<p>5. A plus D – An Honest M.I.A. (M.I.A. vs. The Bravery)</p>

<p>6. Party Ben – Somebody Rock Me (The Killers vs. The Clash)</p>

<p>7. Ruff Muff – La La Her Madly (The Doors vs. Goldfrapp)</p>

<p>8. Earworm – Since U Been Gahan (Kelly Clarkson vs. Rex The Dog vs. Depeche Mode)</p>

<p>9. Party Ben – Walking With A Ghost In Paris (Tegan & Sara vs. Mylo)</p>

<p>10. Party Ben – Computer Talk (Coldplay vs. Kraftwerk)</p>

<p>11. Loo & Placido – Black Beatles (Beatles vs. Black-Eyed Peas vs. Ludacris vs. Kelis)</p>

<p>12. King of Pants – Badd To Me (Ying Yang Twins vs. The Cure)</p>

<p>13. DJ Riko – P-Funk Is Playing At My House (LCD Soundsystem vs. Gerald A. vs. Katie Enlow)</p>

<p>14. Thriftshop XL – Do You Wanna Cuz It's Tricky (Franz Ferdinand vs. Run-DMC vs. The Knack)</p>

<p>15. Brat – Big Shot Pimpin' (Billy Joel vs. Jay-Z)</p>

<p>16. DJ John – It Takes Two To Kiss (Rob Base vs. Prince)</p>

<p>17. Tripp – Super Holla Tricka (Beastie Boys vs. Gwen Stefani vs. A. Skillz & Krafty Kutz)</p>

<p>18. Jay-R – My Other Car Is A Beatle (L'Trimm vs. Armand Van Helden vs. Beatles vs. Gary Numan)</p>

<p>19. Jimmi Jammes – Sgt. Pepper's Paradise (Beatles vs. Guns N' Roses)</p>

<p>20. Cheekyboy – Smells Like Compton (N.W.A. vs. Nirvana)<br />
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<entry>
<title>I want a real transformer</title>
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<modified>2006-02-13T06:00:20Z</modified>
<issued>2006-02-13T05:58:25Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.60</id>
<created>2006-02-13T05:58:25Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">As soon as they make one of these that transforms into a yellow VW beetle, i&apos;ll be a happy camper....</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>As soon as they make one of these that transforms into a yellow VW beetle, i'll be a happy camper.</p>

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<entry>
<title>brokeback to the future</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/02/brokeback_to_th.html" />
<modified>2006-02-05T08:51:09Z</modified>
<issued>2006-02-05T08:49:44Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.58</id>
<created>2006-02-05T08:49:44Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Amazing mashup of back to the future, from the people that brought you brokeback mountain. gold...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Amazing mashup of back to the future, from the people that brought you brokeback mountain.</p>

<p>gold</p>

<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zfODSPIYwpQ"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zfODSPIYwpQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Hilarious video of Brit soldiers on LSD</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/02/hilarious_video.html" />
<modified>2006-02-05T08:35:59Z</modified>
<issued>2006-02-05T08:32:16Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.57</id>
<created>2006-02-05T08:32:16Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">This video shows the effects of LSD administered to British troops during a training exercise in the 50s(?). After an hour, they all lose their shit. Fantastic....</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>This video shows the effects of LSD administered to British troops during a training exercise in the 50s(?). After an hour, they all lose their shit.</p>

<p>Fantastic.</p>

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<entry>
<title>Alive in Joburg</title>
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<modified>2006-01-31T02:06:29Z</modified>
<issued>2006-01-31T02:01:56Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.56</id>
<created>2006-01-31T02:01:56Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Check out this excellent short film from Neill Blomkamp about alien refugees that land in South Africa. you can also see another one of Neill&apos;s movies here...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Check out this excellent short film from Neill Blomkamp about alien refugees that land in South Africa. </p>

<p><embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DjgAAAOyVwS5gvJYgYtQR_W45gQWAPBFzY4jTWMaddQ99Qg0DSA6CcIVQF88cij8mzCRs-afnsUWg8p8EWRLmK0rbI30FD4ttyT7c2hJj9zsxyUpZKP27--BlAU-tKZAscKc2XoaVTGAf_K0KwsBMBQ0CesogjC9pOhwXDtWySrFGxuIo3TfijRhLMl-WD8SHmMUsWw%26sigh%3DiW2i4UT6lmAtNY8ngXg0XzQZkmg%26begin%3D0%26len%3D384818%26docid%3D-1185812222812358837&thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer%3Fcontentid%3D977c4f1f05ec4564%26second%3D5%26itag%3Dw320%26urlcreated%3D1138672013%26sigh%3D1Ne9rWZtX1MoXi35br_zTNCll0A&playerId=-1185812222812358837&playerMode=embedded" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" scale="noScale" wmode="window" salign="TL" > </embed></p>

<p>you can also see another one of Neill's movies <a href="http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?width=640&id=f18598b027c881fe90bce49e22e153f2" target="_blank">here</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Tom Judd&apos;s Everyday</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/01/tom_judds_every.html" />
<modified>2006-01-23T10:55:52Z</modified>
<issued>2006-01-23T10:51:36Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.54</id>
<created>2006-01-23T10:51:36Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Tom Judd&apos;s Everydayis what happens when an illustrator does a drawing everyday for a year, scans them and then puts them online. Weekly version now in action where the originals are auctioned every week. link...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<a href="http://www.tomjuddseveryday.com/" target="_blank">Tom Judd's Everyday</a>is what happens when an illustrator does a drawing everyday for a year, scans them and then puts them online. Weekly version now in action where the originals are auctioned every week.<br> <a href="http://www.tomjuddseveryday.com/" target="_blank"><strong>link</strong></a><br />
<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Downloadable Read-along Books</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/01/downloadable_re.html" />
<modified>2006-01-23T02:07:02Z</modified>
<issued>2006-01-23T02:03:49Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.53</id>
<created>2006-01-23T02:03:49Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Download read-along books from your childhood and listen to bad actors and low production values set fire to your memories. link...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Download read-along books from your childhood and listen to bad actors and low production values set fire to your memories.<br />
<br><br />
<a href="http://www.readalongadventures.com/R_Downloads.htm" target="_blank"><strong>link</strong></a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Young Chuck Norris</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/01/young_chuck_nor.html" />
<modified>2006-01-23T02:03:20Z</modified>
<issued>2006-01-23T01:58:55Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.52</id>
<created>2006-01-23T01:58:55Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">A SNL Digital short in tribute to the Young Chuck Norris. Absolute gold!...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>A SNL Digital short in tribute to the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM" target="_blank">Young Chuck Norris</a>. Absolute gold!</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Talking Vibrator</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/01/talking_vibrato.html" />
<modified>2006-01-18T23:52:21Z</modified>
<issued>2006-01-18T23:47:59Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.51</id>
<created>2006-01-18T23:47:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Head to fleshbot.com and pick up a vibrator that can speak to you in your own voice. &quot;Who&apos;s your daddy?&quot; &quot;Greg is.&quot; &quot;Who&apos;s your daddy?&quot; &quot;I&apos;ve already told you. Greg is.&quot; link...</summary>
<author>
<name>Kent Valentine</name>
<url>http://www.micinhand.com</url>
<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Head to fleshbot.com and pick up a vibrator that can speak to you in your own voice. </p>

<p><em>"Who's your daddy?"</em></p>

<p>"Greg is."</p>

<p><em>"Who's your daddy?"<br />
</em><br />
"I've already told you. Greg is."</p>

<p><a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/found/talking-head-vibrators-148372.php" target="_blank"><strong>link</strong></a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Louthmouth Parrot Reveals Sex Secret</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.micinhand.com/blog/archives/2006/01/louthmouth_parr.html" />
<modified>2006-01-18T03:19:00Z</modified>
<issued>2006-01-18T03:16:11Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.micinhand.com,2006:/blog/1.50</id>
<created>2006-01-18T03:16:11Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover&apos;s name, British media reported Tuesday. link...</summary>
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<name>Kent Valentine</name>
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<email>kent@micinhand.com</email>
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