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October 03, 2005
Oct 3
The new Harry Potter has come out. The book I mean, I don’t mean he’s become a gay wizard.
I like that there’s a reporter for some news station called Harry Potter, and when the books became popular, he changed his name to Harry M. Potter, so as not to confuse things you know.
NEWS GUY
Hello, I’m Harry Potter, here to ask you about the situation in Iraq.
INTERVIEWEE
Really? Let’s see some magic!
NEWS GUY
No, no, not that Harry Potter.
INTERVIEWEE
Come on, how about a round of quidditch?
NEWS GUY
I’m a reporter dammit! A serious reporter!
INTERVIEWEE
Okay, okay, jees ... don’t turn me into a frog or anything.
NEWS GUY
That’s it, it’s Harry M. Potter from now on! There’s no ‘Harry M. Potter versus the Dragon of Misery’ or anything is there? No ‘Harry M. Potter and the Mysterious Upholstery?’ Christ. Christ!
I have finished reading this latest installment, and quite enjoyed it. Here are some other things I quite enjoy:
1) Strawberries
That’s all I can think of right now.
Posted by Sam Bowring at October 3, 2005 11:50 PM