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January 03, 2007
How to Make Freckles
(if you don’t have them)
Go to the beach on a hot burny day and rub yourself all over with sand. The sand will mostly protect you from sunburn, but there will be little gaps between the sand bits where you will not be protected. These bits will eventually burn, and turn brown or pink.
Then you simply wash the sand off and lo and behold! You have given yourself a full body coating of freckles!* Yay!
* Degree of nudity, and therefore freckle coverage, is at the discretion of the freckle creator, and laws of local council.
Patented Process (C) Sam Bowring 2006, created on a beach in Thailand
Posted by Sam Bowring at January 3, 2007 05:07 PM