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March 05, 2007
Another Interview
1) What did you want to be when you grew up?
The proprietor of a reptile house in my parent’s garage.
2) What childhood event sent you on your performing path?
I was forced onstage at gunpoint by a clown and told ‘they laugh or you die’.
3) If you could take just one luxury item to a desert island what would it be and why?
A solar powered laptop, to be used as a digging implement (broad flat surface when closed, that’s what you need).
4) Favourite Adelaide moment?
Breaking one of my drug vows.
5) Most under-rated comedian?
Jennifer Connolly. I know she’s not strictly a ‘comedian’, but she was in a funny movie or two, that counts doesn’t it? C’mon. That counts.
6) Who’d play you in the Hollywood film of your life?
Morgan Freeman.
7) Which comedian would you love to punch?
Kent Valentine.
8) Which comedian would you like to pash?
Jennifer Connolly. Now you can see why I set up that ‘Jennifer Connolly is a comedian’ thing before, eh? Eh? She’s one hot lady, that comedian.
9) Gig where you’ve absolutely bombed?
On a beach in Thailand, drunk, following a juggler and talking through a faulty headset to a crowd that didn’t speak English.
10) Secret talent?
Catching flies.
11) Worst ever job?
We buried the money in a vacant lot, not knowing that the next day they were going to start filling it with concrete for a parking lot.
12) Brushes with fame?
I once told Tom Cruise off for being late. In retrospect, I’m glad he didn’t go me.
13) Strangest dream?
A tyrannosaurus getting beamed onto starship Enterprise.
14) Favourite local haunt during Fringe?
The Rhino Room.
15) Worse decision you’ve ever made?
Getting a tattoo of Milli Vanilli across my back.
16) Product you’d happily endorse?
Electric cars (the big ones I mean, like for the environment and stuff).
17) A five word summary of your show?
Hmm. Well I suppose it’s
18) Why should people come and see it?
Otherwise we’ll feel like losers.
19) What are you looking forward to at the Fringe?
The craziness.
20) Where do you like to eat when you’re at the Fringe?
Can’t remember the name of the place, but I’m sure I’ll find it again.
21) What makes Adelaide so great during Fringe?
The vibrancy on the streets.
Posted by Sam Bowring at March 5, 2007 02:49 PM